it shoots right through me in 30 minutes or less

my decision over the last few days to drink more water has not come without its consequences. i have been peeing all the time! i even had to cut several conversations short.
"DUDE I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK!", i shouted into the phone once. another time i was having discussion with someone in their office and it was the same deal. bolt to the boys room in a mad dash (because i was trying to hold it, you know how that goes...i kept thinking the discussion was near its end). then what do i do? when i get back to the discussion i pick up the bottle of water and keep chugging. 30 minutes later, "uh....I'LL BE RIGHT BACK DUDES!" geez.
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i had planned on a short run tonight but i just got home. long day. i'm hungry but i already had 1500 calories. my stomach is growling. i need to return a few emails and then get to bed. did i mention that one morning this week at 4:50 a.m. my neighbors were yelling and having a fight? i was in the shower and i heard a loud *THUMP*. hmm, something must have fallen over i thought. then i heard what i thought was the tv. so i'm all naked in the shower and its 4:50 a.m. therefore i am not thinking very clearly so i presume someone is in my room watching tv. proceed to shut off the shower and listen for intruders. then i hear my neighbors dropping f-bombs and such. stupid neighbors.