Dieter's Vending Machine
I have it! Its an invention that could make someone some money. I need a vending machine that lets me purchase small doses of CANDY. yeah thats right i said candy. This vending machine takes quarters only. for one quarter you can have 2 hersheys kisses, or two squares from a hersheys chocolate bar, or two starbursts, or two bites of a protein bar (ha ha), or two (insert your favorite here). The vendor can make money because they can buy in bulk and sell 2 at a time for a quarter. i can be happy because i just need two please. i of course cannot participate in the profit making because that would mean i would be the supplier...i would eat all the candy (and thus the profits) until i would pass out for like whole week. ha ha!
this idea was not spurred on by me making a purchase from a vending machine, rather it was from me walking past one all day long thinking, "if i could just have a small bite of that one candybar in C-4 i'd be fine".
and some might say this is not tackling the source of the issue but just let me have two, thank you and come again.
i am meditating before my long run tomorrow. *uhummmmmmmmmmmmmmm* (said like a guy meditating). my shins and calves don't feel too sore so that is sweet.
no dates tonight, i must concentrate. she breaks my concentration. heehee!
this idea was not spurred on by me making a purchase from a vending machine, rather it was from me walking past one all day long thinking, "if i could just have a small bite of that one candybar in C-4 i'd be fine".
and some might say this is not tackling the source of the issue but just let me have two, thank you and come again.
i am meditating before my long run tomorrow. *uhummmmmmmmmmmmmmm* (said like a guy meditating). my shins and calves don't feel too sore so that is sweet.
no dates tonight, i must concentrate. she breaks my concentration. heehee!
posted by brent at
6:16 PM
7 Comments:
Y'know, that's a great idea. Except I can envision myself going to the bank for ROLLS of quarters .... :)
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Anonymous, at 9:47 PM
good luck on your long run!!!
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lainb, at 8:30 AM
I think Beverly said it best...I would be at your candy machine every hour because two bites of candy just wouldn’t cut it for me. :) Good Luck with your run.
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April Anne, at 12:39 PM
I have one of those machines in my office. It's called a candy bowl. I fill it with whatever is on sale like Kisses, little Carmilks, Carmals, Easter Eggs, Rockets. What I forgot to install was a coin slot. I keep it up on the cabinet out of my eyesite but my office mates all know where it is and raid it on a regular basis. The Pink Lady is very popular. Saddly they all love me for my chocolate. :-(
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Dawn - Pink Chick Tris, at 12:47 PM
You know, that idea has potential! Except all this talk of candy makes me want to go out and get some.
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Anonymous, at 6:25 PM
I still have a fair amount of chocolate birthday cake left in this house...anyone want some? I'm doing my best to avoid eating it myself lol
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Lisa, at 7:35 PM
The best idea for a Dieter's Vending Machine would be one of those machines with the three-pronged claw that you use to try to grab prizes.
IF you can grab the candy bar, you can eat it. Chances are you won't have enough patience or you'll run out of quarters before you get the second one, maybe even the first one.
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Anonymous, at 2:05 PM
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