vending machine, part 13
holy crap i passed another test for work. didn't start studying until sunday because i'm stupid like that. up until 2am taking the first of four practice exams, i'm gonna give myself an ulcer. i think i could have passed this one without studying but ya never know.
i will try to keep you informed of the vending machine trials and tribulations. i will take a stand and say this is the last trip to that stinking machine for quite some time. i got a sign too....
i'm the sort of dude who's candy always gets stuck in the vending machine. it's a pretty weird phenomenon (hey cool, i've been wanting to d-load that song for running. plus "i'm gonna knock you out" momma said knock you out, i'm gonna knock you out, some old school stuff). (i seem to like parenthesis eh?) it happens so much that i take backup quarters with me. and while i watch the little curly thing unwind to let go of my candy, i use all of my mental strength to WILL it to get stuck (because when it gets stuck, it turns into a victory of sorts).
so yup this stupid piece of stress-candy got stuck. so i put in my backup quarters (handy), the next candy goodness got stuck too. this is a sign! 2 stuck candy bars. even the vending machine knows i'm falling off the bandwagon, trying to help me out. to serve your curiousity yes i went back to get the backup-to-the-backup quarters, the principal of letting candy hang by a thread in a machine doesn't sit well with me.
i got it out of my system now. i plan on putting up little marathon reminders and motivations all over the place so i stay focused. this is going to be the best summer ever.
i will try to keep you informed of the vending machine trials and tribulations. i will take a stand and say this is the last trip to that stinking machine for quite some time. i got a sign too....
i'm the sort of dude who's candy always gets stuck in the vending machine. it's a pretty weird phenomenon (hey cool, i've been wanting to d-load that song for running. plus "i'm gonna knock you out" momma said knock you out, i'm gonna knock you out, some old school stuff). (i seem to like parenthesis eh?) it happens so much that i take backup quarters with me. and while i watch the little curly thing unwind to let go of my candy, i use all of my mental strength to WILL it to get stuck (because when it gets stuck, it turns into a victory of sorts).
so yup this stupid piece of stress-candy got stuck. so i put in my backup quarters (handy), the next candy goodness got stuck too. this is a sign! 2 stuck candy bars. even the vending machine knows i'm falling off the bandwagon, trying to help me out. to serve your curiousity yes i went back to get the backup-to-the-backup quarters, the principal of letting candy hang by a thread in a machine doesn't sit well with me.
i got it out of my system now. i plan on putting up little marathon reminders and motivations all over the place so i stay focused. this is going to be the best summer ever.
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