hey i'm at the hotel. they are letting me sneak in to "check email".

**baltimore is really humid. more so than mpls.
**when i arrived at the balt. airport, i had to go to the bathroom so freakin bad. like, move people if i don't find a bathroom we'll have an emergency bad. i made it but you know how when you are using the urinal and then when you are done some can sort of drip on to your pants? yeah, i know how you seem to like embarrassing stories. so anyhow, here's me with luggage 2 bags and i'm in the corner with paper towel trying to dry some drips. oh man, i'm just a handful some times. anyway, i think it was ok after 5 minutes of scrubbing. heh.
**dudes!! some older ladies all tried to hit on me in the elevator tonight!! i was like so shocked and speechless. i don't like elevator conversation anyway so i think all i did was laughed and giggled but i don't even remember anymore. oh that was just embarrassing. i think maybe they were a little tipsy? ha ha. shoot i was so not prepared to play along.
**i worked out tonight. you know these hotel workout rooms? 5 feet by 5 feet big? 2 girls are working out in there. no music, no tv-- it is silent. we can hear each other breathe. one girl went to do sit ups and she let one rip!! heeeeheee!! her friend helped her cover but shoot it was so hard for me not to bust out. i think i kept a straight face but i'm not so sure.
---i was using a shoulder machine. that girl sat down after me and tried to lift with my setting. she yells out, "oh HELLLLLLLLLLL NOO!" ha ha it was so funny.
**i better go now.