Candy: The Rumble Within
Hey titles are fun! I'm taking a break from studying now. Just a short one, don't worry.
I have a solution for people that eat too much candy. Lets make it all sugar-free. Have you ever had sugar-free candy? I swear if I eat more than 3 pieces of sugar-free candy in one day, I am down for the count. I mean I actually have to sleep it off over the course of 12+ hours. If you haven't had sugar-free candy, I'm pretty sure they put laxatives in there so that will give you an idea. The wrappers say in really small print (which of course I didn't see the first time, or didn't understand or both), "May have laxative effect". Something like that. Oh-my-gosh.
Just as a precaution, I'm down to one piece of laxative candy per day. You know...that gives me a one piece of candy buffer between feeling normal and not being able to leave my apartment for a whole day. I actually had to skip a run recently because I had 4 pieces of laxative candy. Stupid candy!
I have a solution for people that eat too much candy. Lets make it all sugar-free. Have you ever had sugar-free candy? I swear if I eat more than 3 pieces of sugar-free candy in one day, I am down for the count. I mean I actually have to sleep it off over the course of 12+ hours. If you haven't had sugar-free candy, I'm pretty sure they put laxatives in there so that will give you an idea. The wrappers say in really small print (which of course I didn't see the first time, or didn't understand or both), "May have laxative effect". Something like that. Oh-my-gosh.
Just as a precaution, I'm down to one piece of laxative candy per day. You know...that gives me a one piece of candy buffer between feeling normal and not being able to leave my apartment for a whole day. I actually had to skip a run recently because I had 4 pieces of laxative candy. Stupid candy!
posted by brent at
2:51 PM
3 Comments:
My mum's diabetic and when i took the boys down south to stay with my parents for Xmas, my oldest (15) was having problems going to the toilet. Mum said "oh, give him one of my sugar free candies" now I know what she's talking about lol
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Lisa, at 6:07 PM
OMG I had a terrible experience with sugar-free candy. I didn't read the fine print, and I thought I'd found a wonderful solution for sweets craving. I must have eaten eight pieces over the course of a few hours.
I seriously couldn't leave the house for two days.
By
M@rla, at 12:12 PM
I must eat too much cheese, as I never have that problem...Dawn
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Anonymous, at 10:01 PM
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